Thursday, October 9, 2008
The Goodbye Fish
I enjoy fishing these waters any time, but never so much as in September when you can feel and see the lead edge of the changing of the season all around you. The puffy cumulus clouds scud across the sky a little faster now than in summer and the leaves on the maples are edged in gold and yellow. With the advent of cooler weather, the red-wing blackbirds assemble into huge flocks and wave after wave of them pass overhead on their way back and forth from the hay stubble and corn fields. The sun does not dominate the land with the harsh authority it had in July and its daily arc is now noticeably more to the south. The days are a little shorter and that means a bit less time for us dawn-to-dusk fishing obsessives to be on the water. But the older I get, the less I mind this. And driven by cooling water temperatures and the need to load up on forage before winter arrives, the fish are at their most willing since the spring. Whether on the spring creeks of southwest Wisconsin or back in my native Pennsylvania, the autumn has always been my favorite time to fish.
My four day trip was filled with all the usual joys and curiosities that keep me coming back to these streams. It’s about more than just catching fish, although that is primary. You meet people, you see things. You learn. On the first day, a dragonfly grabbed my dry fly out of the air in mid-cast. Over the course of 40-odd years of fly fishing and literally hundreds of thousands of casts, this was a first. A pleasant young woman from Wisconsin DNR, Division of Fisheries carrying a clipboard stopped me streamside to interview me regarding where I had been and what I had caught. I’m more than vain enough to have really enjoyed the experience of somebody with an official title asking me what I thought about fisheries and the streams. I’m pretty sure she got all the information she wanted from long before I was ready to stop talking..
The fishing was good. Not spectacular, but good. It was grasshopper time on the streams and everywhere I went, the high grass and meadows that frame the water were alive with hoppers. They would spring into the air at my approach and sail ahead of me on their papery wings; some to land farther along in the grass and others to be caught in an errant puff of wind and find themselves on the surface of the stream. Not many of the latter lasted long there. The trout were watching for them and most soon disappeared, some in gentle rise rings and others in a sudden, slashing rush from beneath the surface.
I fished a simple Letort Hopper most of the time I was on the water and did well, bringing to hand a dozen or more sleek wild browns that averaged 10-12 inches long in pretty much every stream I fished. No really big fish. But that’s usually the way it goes for me. I don’t really put the effort in that is often required to find and catch the larger fish. I’m usually too busy trying to finish up in the pool I’m in so I can scramble up around the bend to see what the next pool offers. I’m a traveler, not a lingerer on the water. And this has probably cost me opportunities to bear down and catch larger fish. I don’t care and really, I can’t help myself anyway. I have to see what’s up around the next bend.
On the last stream of the last day before I have to head on back home, I approach a small pool sheltered by a crabapple tree. At its upstream end, the water clips along briskly over a sharp riffle. Then it slows and deepens as it moves along the high bank. Over time, the current has carried away much of the soil that holds the tree in place and now it leans over the water, its exposed roots reaching down into the flow and becoming trout cover in a deep pocket tight to the bank. I stand in the riffle below the tail of the pool and watch. Soon, I see the tiny dimple of a trout rising to take something from the surface just inches off the bank at the point where the roots of the apple tree enter the water. I wait a few seconds and the fish rises again. I clip the hopper from my leader, lengthen out my tippet and tie on my favorite all-purpose speculative or searching dry fly, a large deerhair ant. I move a few steps closer to the fish and aim a short cast just above the point where the last rise ring appeared. For purposes of the story, I’d like to be able to say the fly landed in a perfect way exactly where I aimed it and then floated over top of the trout and that he rose, took and was landed and released and then I retired to the bank for a mid-afternoon break for wine and cheese. But that isn’t what happened. The truth is a little less graceful and a little more like real fishing. The fly hit one of the tree roots, bounced in the air and came down and caught a blade of bank side grass. I gave a little pull to free it. It hit the water with a plop and then the trout rose and took. I raised the rod to set the hook and immediately knew I was into the best fish of the trip, sixteen, maybe seventeen inches. He zoomed to the head of the pool and then turned, streaked back downstream to the high bank and tried to bury himself in the apple roots. I just barely managed to turn him at the last second, whereupon he decided to fight dirty and swam between my legs and headed downstream. I’m neither acrobat nor engineer and I could not figure out how to turn and reestablish control and also get the flyline out from between my legs, not in the time I had to try to figure it all out. Pop went the leader. Out of view two pools down stream went the fish.
I reeled up and thought about going over to have a seat on the bank and adding a new tippet and a new fly. There was still perhaps another half-hour to fish before I absolutely had to go. But then I decided no I won’t do that and that I was done for the day and for the year, at least so far as Wisconsin went. It occurred to me that this is how the season should end; with a little bit of humility at being bested and with the knowledge that the fish is still there and that I’ll be back in the spring to go another round with him. Something to keep anticipation alive and ever-present in the dead of winter. All in all, it was a fine goodbye and it all went exactly as it should.
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Ladies and Gentlemen, May I Present...
While Jack’s work often includes long, grueling road trips with lots of one night stands hundreds of miles apart, it is also a life filled with colorful characters, his fellow travelers on the show.
Not so long ago, Jack’s work brought him within reasonable driving distance of our home in the Midwest. So, after a few phone calls back and forth to set up a meeting place and time, we drove on up to a nearby county fairgrounds where his show had its tents pitched. After wandering around for a few minutes inside the main tent redolent with the mixed odors of popcorn, sawdust and elephants, we found Jack over by the concessions talking with his wife, Patti. After exchanging greetings and catching up a bit, he said:
“after my act, you have to come meet Raoul, the Human Cannonball. He loves to fly fish!” I said sure, I’d like that.
So, we went and took our seats for the show. As always, Jack’s act was great. He has a wonderful gift for pantomime and is a true professional, a master of his craft. When he had finished and taken his bows, the laughter and appreciative applause from the crowd lingered for quite a while.
Next up were the elephants. I was watching them go round and round the ring and then stop on command to put their front legs up on the stands and their trunks in the air. I clapped and smiled. A tap on my shoulder broke my concentration on the ring. It was Jack. He had taken off the top layer of clown makeup and replaced the five-sizes-too-big clown shoes with a pair of sensible sneakers. He said, “let’s go see Raoul. He doesn’t go on for another half hour or so and I told him I’d bring you around.”
I followed Jack back out through the rear of the tent, past the Hungarian acrobats in their sequined tights and past the cages of tigers, ponies and yapping Pomeranians. And then out into the open, starlit night. Back here was the place where the performer parked their trucks and trailers, their home away from home.
We found Raoul The Human Cannonball sitting in a lawn chair out in front of his trailer, relaxing in the warm evening air and perhaps mentally preparing for his upcoming act. Jack made the introductions as Raoul, grabbing two canes to support himself, rose from the chair to shake hands. I wondered if this thing with the canes was one of the occupational givens of being a human cannonball. I mean, you can’t be shot out of a cannon night after night and expect to escape the physical toll…
We had a nice conversation, finding that we had fished a few of the same waters out west as well as in Wisconsin and a couple of other places. We compared notes on rods and talked about a few favorite flies. As always, for me at least, the common bond of the love of the sport and the joy of sharing experiences with another angler took me away from my immediate surroundings. Without moving from the spot, I was transported from the dark parking area behind the circus tent to the stream sparkling in the sun with the song of the water in my ears.
Time flew, as it always does when I’m talking fishing. Soon, Raoul excused himself to get ready for his act. We shook hands, promised to stay in touch through Jack, and I headed back to my seat inside. I sat and watched the Hungarian acrobats go through their paces and joined in the applause for them as they took their bows.
Then with a drum roll, the spotlight fell on the Ringmaster at the center of the main ring as he announced Raoul, The Human Cannonball. As he speaks, a huge net is hoisted at the far end of the tent. More spotlights now illuminated the long white barrel of the cannon at the other end of the enclosure as Raoul, waving to the crowd climbs in. Another drum roll and a few more words from the Ringmaster about how dangerous all this is and how it takes somebody of Raoul’s courage to do it night after night. Then a tremendous explosion and a cloud of white smoke from the cannon and here’s Raoul in helmet and white spandex, soaring over the crowd. At the apogee of his arc, near center tent, he looks down and waves. I’m sure he’s waving at me. A few seconds later, he’s in the net. He rolls around, reorients himself and then extends his fist to the sky in triumph. The crowd erupts into cheers and thunderous applause. I’m so proud. My new friend, the Fly Fishing Human Cannonball.
Monday, June 30, 2008
An Hour In The Morning
When I was boy growing up in northwest
But, a lifetime of fishing and related observation has convinced me of the truth of my Father’s maxim. While there are times that for one reason or another, like during major insect hatches or weather changes, that the best fishing was in the evening, time and time again I’ve learned that an hour in the morning is indeed worth two at night.
There are practical reasons for this to be true. In the heat of high summer when high water temperatures can make fish sluggish and tight-lipped, the water is almost always at its coolest at dawn. . In the evenings, while the temperatures may be down a bit from their daily peak, they still carry most of the impact of the heating of the day. On water that sees a fair bit of angling traffic with the attendant depressing effect all the banging and clattering of other fisherman can have on the fishing, you know that when you’re on the stream at the crack of dawn, you’re casting over fish that haven’t been bothered for a few hours at least.
But the main reason I believe an hour in the morning is worth two at night is the nature of early morning and first light itself. Dawn is by its nature a slow but steady unveiling. Morning mist surrounds you as you first step into the flow. In the dim light, the mist shrouds and occludes the far bank of the stream. You are alone in it with your thoughts, the fresh coolness of the air, the river and the fish. Gradually, the veil lifts and the world around you becomes more focused, sharper. The dark shape on the far bank becomes a sturdy tree; the pale stripes of lighter hue upstream become the tongues of the current as it glides around the sides of a small island. The world of the river comes to life before your eyes, a curtain slowly lifted in welcome, as if it is all happening just for you.
And in the cool of the runs and pools, below the surface of the moving sheet of water shrouded in the dissolving mist, the fish are renewed after their overnight respite and are coming to life and are on the hunt. They veer through the shallows, chasing minnows and they flash in the pockets behind the boulders, seizing a nymph dislodged from its home in the rubble bottom. Soon the sun will wax too strong, the light too stark and the fish will seek shelter from the heat and light. But for now, there is still mist on the water and the still wan light emboldens them. It feels like they too are there just for you.
My Dad was right about this as he was about so very many things that he took the time to teach me as a boy, not only about fishing, but about life. And I think of him and the things he taught me often. And even though he is gone, he is with me when I make that first step into the morning mist and wait for the unveiling to begin. An hour in the morning is worth two at night.
Tips, Part 1
Back a few weeks ago when I set off on this adventure in blogging, I promised in my introductory post that from time to time, I would post some common-sense tips guaranteed to help you catch more fish.
Let it never be said that I do not keep my promises..
So, without further ado, here is today’s tip:
To increase your hooking percentage, use an anesthetic on your nose - It has been thoroughly documented that the primary reason most fly anglers only hook about 40% of the fish who take their offering has nothing to do with slow reflexes, an inability to detect the strike or even fussy fish who strike tentatively. The primary reason we miss fish is itchy noses. That’s right, the same involuntary phenomenon that makes your nose immediately begin itching when you are helpless in the dentist’s chair and you’ve been commanded to hold still is also the reason we miss that instant in time when the fish strikes and we must set the hook. Think about it and you’ll see it is true.
So, to increase your hooking percentage, you must deaden your nose so that when the fish strikes, you’re ready and not caught scratching. Try applying a thin film of any sensation-deadening ointment or salve to your nose before you make the first cast of the day. You’ll see a marked improvement in your hooking percentage almost immediately.
Among the best nose-deadeners on the market are the toothache gels. They have a high benzocaine content and their consistency is sufficiently thick that a single application will often last several hours. You’re also ready if you develop a toothache miles from the car, and will avoid being driven from the water just as the fish become active.
A caution about alternate means of achieving this deadening effect. A friend who dislikes all salves and ointments tried to substitute the oral administration of several shots of high-proof bourbon before he began fishing. His nose became sufficiently deadened to increase his hooking percentage, but he became unable to tie the laces on his wading shoes and ended up going to sleep under a tree next to his car. While he slept, on the river not 100 feet away, great trout rose to the flies of others with properly deadened noses. He missed it all. Don’t let this happen to you.
A secondary caution. On sunny days or in stream situations where there is a good chance for an encounter with stinging insects such as yellow jackets and the like, be sure to check your deadened nose from time to time to ensure it has not been severely sunburned or become swollen to several times its normal size as the result of a bee sting you never felt.
Watch for our next posted tip when we will examine the advantages of carrying a potted shrub with you on the water to help shield your approach to wary trout in low stream flow situations….
Thursday, June 26, 2008
The Muted World
One of my favorite things about being away from the world on a trout stream or a bass river is that it gives me a needed break from my day to day struggle to be able to hear and communicate. My hearing is very poor and even with two powerful hearing aids; it still takes a lot of work and continual staying on my sensory toes in order to get along.
Don’t get me wrong.. This is not a tale about “poor, poor me” or an exercise in self-pity. I’ve been living with severe hearing loss for a long time, over 30 years and truth be told, I do pretty well given the extent of my loss. Everybody says so from my audiologist to my long-suffering and patient wife who constantly has to repeat herself to me. It’s a point of pride with me. I work hard at being able to hear and for the most part, I am successful. I don’t want anybody’s pity. I am among the most fortunate of men in so many ways. I refuse the yoke of self-inflicted martyrdom.
Still, there’s no denying that a portion of the reason I so love being out on the water and away from the world is the absence of unbidden noise. On the water, there are no ringing phones to answer and then struggle to understand the sounds coming out of the earpiece. There are no televisions that suddenly pump out a dose of double volume into my already over-amplified ears when the ads come on. And there are no screaming kids, no accidentally activated car alarms and nobody is yelling; “customer service to housewares!” at 90 decibels out of a speaker directly over my head when all I want to do is find the 75 watt bulbs.
Out on the water, there are only the sounds of the stream sliding by and falling from rock to rock, the high whisper of the wind in the trees and the occasional angry chatter of the blackbird or kingfisher whose business I have interrupted with my presence. I do not feel ambushed by these sounds as I do by so many of the sounds in the busy world. I welcome them as a part of the natural world I love. They are soothing to me and a portion of the necessary recharging and restoration of serenity that allows me to return to the sounds of the busy world.
I have a “hearing hat” that I often wear when fishing. It isn’t a special hat designed for people with hearing loss. It’s simply a hat with a full 360 degree brim. I have one with a ventilated crown for hot weather and another of military surplus origin and sturdy cotton/poly construction. I spray this one with silicone so that it keeps rain away from my hearing aids, for a while anyway. This is important because fish will often become active when it starts to rain and I don’t want to have to quit just because my hearing aids are in danger of shorting out. Both these hats cup sound to my ears, enhancing my hearing and helping me to pick up noises of which I need to be aware. Noises like approaching thunder or the warning snort of a nearby bear. I’ve been unexpectedly soaked more than a few times and have also encountered a few bears when I didn’t have my hearing hat on. Pushing aside a streamside bush and seeing a bear at about 40 feet tends to concentrate the mind as well as weaken the knees. I always wear my hearing hat when I’m in bear country. I think it makes a difference and even if it really doesn’t, believing it does makes me feel better.
Despite my hearing problems, I don’t believe the things I seek or the reasons I seek them are really any different than most of you. We all desire refuge from time to time, a calm harbor where we can momentarily disengage from the things we grapple with on a daily basis. The act of being knee deep in the flow, working my way up a rushing trout stream, rod at the ready and looking for risers is my disengagement, my harbor and my restorative. The sounds of the water and wind in the trees are the music of my muted world. It is one of the most beautiful songs I know.
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Too Many...
This morning, I was paging through a book of bass and panfish fly patterns. My next outing on the water is never far from my mind and I’m thinking it’s about time to uncase the nine foot, six weight and pay a visit to one of my favorite southern
I have way too many flies. Trout flies, bass flies, pike flies, steelhead flies. Flies that are specific to one river on the other side of the country or meant to imitate one particular insect emergence on that same river. Places I’ve visited once and may never see again. Flies that are used or fish-chewed beyond utility and I have kept so that eventually (virtually all roads to ruin begin when we first use the word “eventually” to describe our intentions..), I may shave them with a disposable razor and reclaim the hook in order to, well, make more flies. Flies that I only need or use in August. Or April. Or only between Memorial Day and Flag Day, in the afternoon, if it’s cloudy, but not too warm.-. Too many. I have little Tupperware containers of them laying all over the house, in forgotten corners of closets and holding the cobwebs together on seldom-visited shelves in the back of the basement, somewhere past the place where the boxes of wrenches and cans of spare nuts and bolts end and no-man’s land begins.
Every once in a while, I take a notion to change my ways and get this demon under control. I go through all my flies, or at least as many as I can find at the time, and send hundreds of them to my brother in
I know how it happens. I know how it comes to be that I have all these flies. And well I should know, because I’m the guy who makes them all. I do it with deliberate intent and in full recognition of the consequences. But here’s the thing: I don’t care. I’ve decided it’s a non-problem. I tie flies in part because it is the on-ramp to the road to being on the water. It’s the drum roll that precedes the unveiling of the Grand Prize and the fuel that stokes ever higher the fires of my anticipation of the moment when I’ll actually be fishing.
So, whether I really need them or not, I’ll keep tying lots of flies. Flies for Wisconsin Spring Creeks and flies for brook trout in the UP of
I have to. It’s the closest thing to fishing I know of without actually crawling into my waders.
Maybe I should put up some more shelves in the basement..
Humility..
What’s the toughest trout stream you’ve ever fished? And what makes it that way? Is it tough because the fish are all but impossible to approach without spooking? Or are they so heavily fished over that they become jaded and technically difficult? Or maybe the type of cover and holding lies the fish favor in your toughest steam are such that a decent cast and float is all but impossible. Or perhaps a composite of some or all these things and some others to boot.
I’ve fished some streams over the years that have given me fits with their refusal to surrender a single fish. Often, I’ll happen to fish them after having a pretty good run of luck elsewhere on other waters, as if the Great Leveler of Angling Self Esteem in the sky decided I was getting too big for my waders and needed a little right-sizing and a reintroduction to humility.
I’ve had very difficult fishing on
I believe though that the most difficult trout stream I’ve ever fished is not any of these fairly well known places. It is rather, a tiny ribbon of water that flows only a few miles from the place in the northwest
All the same, the stream never disappoints me. Frustrates, enrages, humiliates, sure. All of these. But it never disappoints. Because in an odd sort of way, I think it is good to get right-sized and bested in this manner from time to time by a living thing with a brain the size of a large lima bean. It serves to help maintain a proper balance between my occasionally overblown sense of my own prowess as an angler and a natural world whose beauty and allure are so often about its inherent mystery and refusal to be mastered. It is, in my view, allegorical to the mistakes of arrogance we have made as a species in dealing with the natural world. The free-flowing rivers we have shackled with dams, the mountain tops we have destroyed in our search for energy and the marshes we have callously filled so we can put up a hundred houses that all look the same. All because we can and because we are top dog on the chain of life. It does us good to be bested now and then.
So, I’ll always be in favor of tough trout streams. At least so long as there are also a few easy ones around where I can go and salve my wounds. The awe and humility I feel in God’s creation are too much a part of the beauty of the natural world to ever want it otherwise..
Monday, June 16, 2008
Again..
In August of 2007, torrential rainstorms staged one after another marched across the Driftless Region of Southwest Wisconsin and
Early this past April, I went up for my first outing of 2008 and to survey the damage to the streams I love. To say it was surreal is very near to an understatement. On one stream, I saw a leaf-covered deer skull wedged in the crook of tree 50 feet back from the stream bank and five feet in the air. The little creek, in normal flows seldom more than 20 feet wide and three feet deep had deposited the skull with its wreath of leaves there during the height of the flooding. Many of the streams I visited on this and subsequent trips looked like The Almighty had taken a hundred bulldozers, linked them in tandem and turned them loose. There were SUV-size piles of stream gravel out in the middle of cornfields and entire near-stream groves of poplar and oak with much of the bark stripped from them eight, 10, 12 feet in the air. It was an awesome testimony to the power of moving water.
Still, the fishing virtually everywhere I went, even in the most apparently devastated of stream valleys, was fine. As good as it was before the floods last year and as good as it's ever been in my 10 years of experience out here. Another awesome testimony, this time to the resilience of wild trout.
Every year, a good friend comes out from
Rising the next morning and picking up the newspaper, we learned that it was Deja Vu all over again and not in a good way. The entire region we fished was being pounded by storms that were in the process of dropping anywhere from 5-11 inches of rain in just a couple days and every river in the region was in serious spate. It was August of 2007 all over again, only perhaps worse. The little
As I write this and think about it, the foremost thing on my mind isn't how we escaped the worst of it and had a productive trip. It is rather, about the twice-innudated folks of the region who will now to begin all over again so soon after the floods of 2007. Our hearts and our prayers go out to them. They're a fine people and did not deserve this heartbreak again. Let's hope they have the resilience of the wild trout in the streams of their beautiful region. I'm pretty confident they do..
Friday, June 13, 2008
Down A Lazy River
June is almost half gone by and the new summer is settling in. The sun gets a little stronger every day, the afternoons more humid and the nights warm and still. Every year about this time, my thoughts begin to turn from the trout that have occupied them for the past few months and back towards one of my favorite angling pastimes back home in the rolling hills of
While I am by nature a mostly solitary angler, float fishing is custom made for sharing with a fishing buddy. One of you gets to sit in the bow and have first crack as the new pools and holding areas come into range. And the other maneuvers the canoe as you go; threading it through the rock gardens and using his paddle to pry it off the rocks and shoals and keeping it moving ever downstream. And then you switch positions and start all over. Very democratic.
Along the way, you pass the swimming kids and wading anglers clustered near the bridges and other access points. And then they’re behind you and ahead lays a piece of river where there is no one else but you, your buddy, the fish and the river hurrying along. No houses, no roads, no beer cans. The paths along the river banks grow fainter and eventually disappear. There is an anticipation that builds inside you, a feeling that you are entering a place where none have been before and are about to cast over fish that have never seen a fly or lure. Of course, it isn’t really true. But it feels that way. And in today’s crowded and bustling world where solitude is at an ever growing premium, the feeling is enough.
And when the bass are there and willing, all the better. While there are exceptions, these generally aren’t large fish. We’ve floated six, eight, ten miles of river in a single day and never caught a bass over 13”. But what they lack in size, they more than make up in attitude and pugnacity. They stop the fly in the lee of an instream boulder and catapult for the sky, angry and indignant at having been fooled. They bow the rod, run hard for cover and then leap again. You wear them down and eventually bring them to hand. They glare at you with eyes of red fire, unbowed and only beaten for the moment, their flanks of burnished olive/copper dripping and glistening in the light. You turn the hook out of their jaw and slide them back into the flow. On a good day on a good river, this is a scene that can repeat itself 50, 60 and even occasionally, 100 times or more.
And then, usually just about the time you begin to conclude that a canoe seat is not quite as comfortable a place to sit all day as what you had originally thought, your pullout point comes into view around the next bend. A few more casts and then you set the rod aside and paddle over to shore to step out and stretch on wobbly legs and begin the unloading. Time to go home. And suddenly, you don’t remember the canoe seat being that uncomfortable at all. It gets down inside you and takes root, this float fishing. You’ll be back, and soon.
I’ve float fished dozens of
Soon, I’ll leave the tight, serpentine trout streams of the
It’s all good..
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Hanging Out The Sign...
Along the way, we will profile and discuss trout streams in Pennsylvania, North Carolina, Wisconsin, Oregon, Iowa and other equally exotic locales and we will explore flowing water smallmouth opportunities in Pennsylvania and the Upper Midwest. There will be tips on how to be a more successful angler and there will be protracted rants on the virtues (or lack of same) of various fly patterns, fly fishing equipment and accoutrements and various and sundry angling methods. And much, much more..
Most of all though, there will be an ongoing celebration of our streams and rivers and the fisheries they provide and the joy to be found in each and every one.
So, watch this space! There's lots more coming and soon...